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Medically Speaking

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing
to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the
Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said,"Grow up!

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the
Radiologists could see right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
asshole.